JWelectric
Electrical Contractor/Instructor
Ah, I see.....so you are over 65 then I guess & just about retired
I'm close to 50
No not just about but completely retired. I ain't gonna to sweat anymore for no amount of money. I ain’t gonna do a thing that I can pay someone else to do for me and this includes wiping my own ……………. easy there boy you are about to talk ugly.
Here is an example. About three years ago I ran out of gas going down the highway. The car rolled to within 30 feet of a gas pump when it stopped.
What did I do?
I called Triple A and had them dispatch someone out to me so I didn’t have to exit the vehicle for any reason and walla a full tank of gas. All I had to do was sign my name.
Remember I am retired and have nothing but time on my hands so I wasn’t wasting any time while waiting for the service truck to arrive.
I am so lazy that I am trying to figure out a way I can use an inter-tube and a compressor to breathe for me.
I slide into the tube and then blow up the tube so it will squeeze out my breath and then let the air out of the tube so my chest can relax letting new air in. Then do the process all over.
The wife came home the other day and was surprised to see me watching the same DVD I was watching when she left 10 hours earlier that morning.
She asked why I was watching the same movie. The answer was simple, the DVD player was on the other side of the room and so was the remote control for the TV.
I sure was glad that she made me put a pee pad on the chair before she left. If she hadn’t that chair might get to stinking.
Sorry for that pause in typing but I had to wait until my great grandson went to the bathroom before I could continue with this post after all I am too lazy to type it myself.