I read this article and got a chuckle out of it all.
http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/15-worst-valentines-day-gifts-received-real-women-190100992.html
1. A T-shirt ... with Looney Tunes characters on it. Now if that doesn't say love, I don't know what does. -- Lindsay
2. Real flowers ... after telling him I'm highly allergic. Spent the day sleeping off the Benadryl. -- Mariah
3. A stationary bike ... Am I that fat? -- Jennifer
4. An Ugly Dog purse, with a card for the girl he was cheating on me with inside. -- Jen
5. A royal blue "LOVE" stamp sweatshirt from the post office. -- Kimberly
6. A card from the dollar store that had a teddy bear on it and it said, "To my friend on Valentine's Day." Someone forgot his glasses. -- Mara
7. A half-eaten bag of pink and red M&M's. He said he got hungry on the way home. -- Jennifer
8. A half dozen nearly dead roses and a card in Spanish because all of the other cards were gone. -- Kerri
9. One of those razors that yanks the hair out by the roots ... OUCH! Guess my husband was giving me a hint. -- Wendy
10. Lice. He bought me a hat at a secondhand store, and three days later, our whole house was infected. -- Brandy
11. A DustBuster. No, really. -- Sharon
12. A plastic rose. The year after I got a ... plastic rose. -- Shannon
13. An unsigned card, because he wanted to be able to reuse it the next year. -- Kaitlyn
14. A pickle book. A recipe book to show 1,001 ways to cook pickles. -- Beckey
15. Getting dumped ... 2 years in a row! -- Sarah
http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/15-worst-valentines-day-gifts-received-real-women-190100992.html
1. A T-shirt ... with Looney Tunes characters on it. Now if that doesn't say love, I don't know what does. -- Lindsay
2. Real flowers ... after telling him I'm highly allergic. Spent the day sleeping off the Benadryl. -- Mariah
3. A stationary bike ... Am I that fat? -- Jennifer
4. An Ugly Dog purse, with a card for the girl he was cheating on me with inside. -- Jen
5. A royal blue "LOVE" stamp sweatshirt from the post office. -- Kimberly
6. A card from the dollar store that had a teddy bear on it and it said, "To my friend on Valentine's Day." Someone forgot his glasses. -- Mara
7. A half-eaten bag of pink and red M&M's. He said he got hungry on the way home. -- Jennifer
8. A half dozen nearly dead roses and a card in Spanish because all of the other cards were gone. -- Kerri
9. One of those razors that yanks the hair out by the roots ... OUCH! Guess my husband was giving me a hint. -- Wendy
10. Lice. He bought me a hat at a secondhand store, and three days later, our whole house was infected. -- Brandy
11. A DustBuster. No, really. -- Sharon
12. A plastic rose. The year after I got a ... plastic rose. -- Shannon
13. An unsigned card, because he wanted to be able to reuse it the next year. -- Kaitlyn
14. A pickle book. A recipe book to show 1,001 ways to cook pickles. -- Beckey
15. Getting dumped ... 2 years in a row! -- Sarah
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