What is the worst Valentine's gift you ever bought your sweetheart?

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I read this article and got a chuckle out of it all. :)


http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/15-worst-valentines-day-gifts-received-real-women-190100992.html



1. A T-shirt ... with Looney Tunes characters on it. Now if that doesn't say love, I don't know what does. -- Lindsay
2. Real flowers ... after telling him I'm highly allergic. Spent the day sleeping off the Benadryl. -- Mariah
3. A stationary bike ... Am I that fat? -- Jennifer
4. An Ugly Dog purse, with a card for the girl he was cheating on me with inside. -- Jen
5. A royal blue "LOVE" stamp sweatshirt from the post office. -- Kimberly
6. A card from the dollar store that had a teddy bear on it and it said, "To my friend on Valentine's Day." Someone forgot his glasses. -- Mara
7. A half-eaten bag of pink and red M&M's. He said he got hungry on the way home. -- Jennifer
8. A half dozen nearly dead roses and a card in Spanish because all of the other cards were gone. -- Kerri
9. One of those razors that yanks the hair out by the roots ... OUCH! Guess my husband was giving me a hint. -- Wendy
10. Lice. He bought me a hat at a secondhand store, and three days later, our whole house was infected. -- Brandy
11. A DustBuster. No, really. -- Sharon
12. A plastic rose. The year after I got a ... plastic rose. -- Shannon
13. An unsigned card, because he wanted to be able to reuse it the next year. -- Kaitlyn
14. A pickle book. A recipe book to show 1,001 ways to cook pickles. -- Beckey
15. Getting dumped ... 2 years in a row! -- Sarah
 
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Painting the rocks?

Worse thing ever did? Painting the rocks?
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Just kidding. Photoshopped. I told Sue I was going to photo shop a spray can under her finger.
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La Push Beach, in Washinton State on our coast.
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This is supposed to be the location at La Push in the book series Twilight. This is where the werewolfs dive off the cliffs. In real life, it's a little too shallow for that. When you enter the area, there is a sign declaring it a Vampire Free Zone. This is a little West of Forks.
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Replicas of the trucks from the Twilight movies. It's kind of fun seeing stuff like this. I was here that weekend for the memorial service for my cousin Lori.
 

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The worst present I ever got by the way, was a Valentine's day card from a girl. :( Nothing wrong with different lifestyles, just not mine. I like men. :)
 

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What are you getting Sue this year? My husband always got me a 5 lb box of Godiva chocolates, it was great. :) Back then, it wasn't known that dogs can't or shouldn't eat chocolate, so, my dog and I would rejoice in it. This is what by the way, makes marriages work, here is a tip,

we would be shopping at a mall, and if there was a Godiva chocolate shoppe, he would take my hand and he would say, " let me buy you a chocolate."

I would fall in love over and over in love him, because of a piece of chocolate. It's the little things.


So, if you got a sweetheart, take her hand and buy her a chocolate.
 
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My son just called, wishing me a Happy Valentine's day, and I asked, 'what did you get deb?" he said, well... we got a mutual gift, cable stations we both like, he added, " we both are practical." Well, I instructed my son to stop on the way home from work, and get her a heart... practical doesn't keep the romance going I told my son, I am a good mom. ..
 

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...and, sing this song to her, :)

Nobody Loves Me Like You Do lyrics
Songwriters: Phillips, Pam; Dunne, James;

Like a candle burning bright
Love is glowing in your eyes
A flame to light our way
That burns brighter everyday
But now I have you
Nobody loves me like you do

Like a leaf upon the wind
I could find no place to land
I dreamed the hours away
And wondered everyday
Do dreams come true
And nobody loves me like you do

What if I'd never met you
Where would I be right now
Funny how life just falls in place somehow
You've touched my heart in places

That I never even knew
'Cause nobody loves me like you do

I was words without a tune
I was a song still unsung
A poem with know rhyme
A dancer out of time
But now there's you
Baby, nobody loves me like you do

What if I'd never met you
Where would I be right now
Funny how life just falls in place somehow
You've touched my heart in places
That I never even knew
Nobody loves me, nobody loves me
Nobody loves me like you do

Nobody loves me like you do
 
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Will tell you a little secret, lol, don't tell anyone, :) this one always was my holiday of the year. Bigger than Christmas, bigger than my birthday, or more special than our anniversary. It was a day to celebrate being in love.

So make it special guys. Make it count. It will last you a lifetime if you do.
 

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I picked up a one carat diamond necklace. Went in and wanted to spend a certain amount but if I like somtjhng I see I impulse buy. I'm dangerous in a watch shop,jewlry store and a gun store.......and at the casinos after a few drinkeroooos. LOL
 

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That sounds awfully nice! About the same price for a 5 lb box of Godiva chocolates. I looked up the prices for the heck of it, WOW, did they go up. 29 pieces of chocolate for 45 bucks, lol. Today, I might not be getting that big box...

I haven't gotten anything for Valentine's day since 2005 at my request from anyone. That day was mine & Tim's and it will always stay that way. So, I refuse all offers for a dinner out, candy hearts, and cards. One year, I might go with my brother to a casino though. I might do that, and have a few drinks, hopefully, win a few bucks.
 

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Boy, some people don't listen, what is close to midnight? lol. I said, no cards, that means, electronic or emails, too. :) But, I did love it, and I do thank you my friend, one of my favorite songs. xoxoxoxox
 

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Now, Terry, I had a nice idea about that picture you photo shopped, that would make a nice photo to frame, or, even, make it for a wallet-size for Sue. :) I like little things like that, I think, most women do.
 

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Now, that, that horrible holiday is over and done with, lol, we are looking at St. Patrick's day! Now, who makes their own green beer? I listened to the music group in Terry's Corner and, found the fiddler player was pretty good.
 

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That sounds awfully nice! About the same price for a 5 lb box of Godiva chocolates. I looked up the prices for the heck of it, WOW, did they go up. 29 pieces of chocolate for 45 bucks, lol. Today, I might not be getting that big box...

I haven't gotten anything for Valentine's day since 2005 at my request from anyone. That day was mine & Tim's and it will always stay that way. So, I refuse all offers for a dinner out, candy hearts, and cards. One year, I might go with my brother to a casino though. I might do that, and have a few drinks, hopefully, win a few bucks.

Cookie, well what about the wedding bells you mentioned a week or 2 ago?
 

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He's still in my life, lol, I just got to think on this and make sure this is what I really want, because I don't want to add divorcee to my list of experiences in life, :)
I want to honeymoon at Sea World, he wants exotic places, I want a small wedding, he wants a big lavish wedding, he wants to buy me a new car,(lexus, yet) I want new tires & my heater fixed, I am just this simple, little person, who enjoys simple little things, and peace from annoying people, and, those do know, who they are. :)

Not you Bob.
 
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