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    Default Given up for Adoption

    A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
    One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal."
    The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him "Juan".

    Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom.
    Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

    Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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    Quote Originally Posted by yanna View Post
    True that, unless they are not that a like. But usually identical twins are always look a like. lol
    It's the punch line that is supposed to be funny. you know: I'f you've seen one, you've seen em' all" the boys names sound like those words
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    It's no good if you have to explain it.

    Blind Man
    A blink man enters a lady's bar by mistake. Finding his way to the bar, he orders a drink. After a few drinks he yells, "Does anybody want to hear a blonde joke?"

    The place gets silent. Then a woman with a deep, husky voice sitting to the right of the man says, "Sir, since you are blind, I think it is only fair to let you know that

    1.The bartender is a blonde woman.


    2.The bouncer is a blonde woman.


    3.The woman on your left is blonde and a professional wrestler.


    4.I'm a six foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate.


    5.The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
    Do you still want to tell that joke?"

    "Nah," says the man. "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it FIVE times."

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    well obviously (to me anyway) somebody needed the explanation in post #2 here
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    Those were funny jokes. 5 times, eh, lol.

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    I don't know where to put this, but, this is real and funny. Ever have one of those days? You know, the one, it doesn't end? Even when you are sleeping? I was sleeping and woken by a bang, it sounded like it came from downstairs, the basement. What spooked me was it even made Thomas, the deaf cat run. So, I heard something. I have been working on that basement all day, infact for 2 days, so, it is torn apart and smells like bleach. I thought something maybe had fallen, from a shelf, or whatever. But, I figured I would call the police. They were here in minutes. The one comes in starts to look around, flashing his light there and here, on the broken desk chair, tossed in the corner by the mantle, ( like I told him, just broke today) he checks out my fossils, and asks what the "rocks" are. lol. And, then heads to the diningroom, checking out the cat hair mess on the rug, lol, flashing his light on it, (thank you) and, then, heads into the kitchen where he promptly starts to look everywhere, like the cats dishes. There in the cats dishes sits, soft cat food, sandwich spread, pizza, and popcorn, ( his light stayed on that for sometime) and, he asks, " pizza?" I didn't answer. So, the 23 year old one likes pizza... what can I say. He heads downstairs and flashes his light onto a metal knight which stands about 7 feet tall and the cop jumps. I jump. I yell, that this my knight. I won him bowling. He is looking at the mess, while I am explaining, I was mold removing, and, he kept calling me " m'am" I thought, WOW, I must look old. And, stupid. I felt stupid. Nothing is out of place. Nothing was opened, nothing had fallen. So, I don't know what it was. He sees dog stuff and asks, if I have a dog. "yeah, he is out on loan.' (pitbulls) We head upstairs and he said, I will check that back room if you want, okay... he flashes his light on my work stuff, and says, " you work alot." And, he left. Boy, one of those days. Dishes in the sink, cat eating weird stuff, dog stuff yet, no dog, house is a mess, and yeah, at 2 am, you got someone shining a light everywhere. It is funny, but, so embarrassing. And, no one left the other cop in. He was outside in the rain, walking around.
    Last edited by Cookie; 09-26-2011 at 11:16 PM.

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