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  • Detroit Lions, First game of the day

    1 9.09%
  • Tenesee Titans, First game of the day

    5 45.45%
  • I'm cooking, who cares?

    5 45.45%
  • Dallas Cowboys, Second game of the day

    3 27.27%
  • Seattle Seahawks, Second game of the day

    1 9.09%
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Thread: Thanksgiving, is your toilet ready?

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    Default Thanksgiving, is your toilet ready?

    Thanksgiving is this week, homes will be invaded by hordes of laughing, fun loving, food eating relatives and friends.

    Is you guest bathroom ready for all that?

    Good choices for guest baths would be

    Toto Drake, Round, Elongated and ADA
    Toto Ultramax / Carlyle
    Toto Soiree / Guinevere
    Caroma 270
    Aquia

    And go Hawks!
    Last edited by Cookie; 11-24-2008 at 08:46 PM.

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    TOTO Soiree, I love the idea of it.

    Titans, yeah they lost yesterday, but to the Bretts.
    Nobody else will be beating them. Not the Lions anyway. Sorry about that Detroit.
    And are you still complaining about the money package? Sell your jets and let's talk.

    Seattle and Dallas? I just watched my home town boys beat the Seahawks on Sunday in Seattle. So if Seattle can't win in Seattle, they sure aren't going to do it in Dallas. Cowboys.
    But they better not be beatng the Redskins again if we both get in the playoffs.

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    Guess who's cooking.

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    I'm purposely not defecating until thursday morning.


    That way when I finally let it all go,


    There's going to be a strong urge to eat, and I fill up what I dumped out

    Last edited by Cookie; 11-24-2008 at 08:44 PM.
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    Information overload.


    So, what is everyone doing on Thanksgiving day?
    I was going to make turkey spam but, might make turkeyburgers.
    Last edited by Cookie; 11-24-2008 at 04:37 PM.

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    I'll be out in the woods mosta tha day cooking up another batch a shine...
    Tis the time o year where I havta make shure that my customers have plentyah antifreeze available.

    I shot a coupla nice toms the other day. Been feedin em corn all summer theyz looking pretty fat too. The missuz will cook em up good n we'll have a family meal in the evenin...

    The toilet should do just fine... Iz got a 2 seater over a fresh pit!
    Last edited by Cookie; 11-24-2008 at 08:49 PM.
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    No turkeys shot in the process. Yum.

    This goes well with moonshine!
    Last edited by Cookie; 11-24-2008 at 06:33 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cookie View Post
    No turkeys shot in the process. Yum.

    This goes well with moonshine!
    I don't think so....
    many yerz ago ah did a hitch servin mah country.
    They kep givin me box lunches with that mystery meat in it...
    That wuz the last time I ever ate mystery meat!
    I got deer in mah apple orchard, pheasant in mah cornfield n these turkey I been givin corn meal ta...
    Last thing ah needs is some ground up pigs lips in a can...
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    I'll be at the Factory on Thanksgiving for my normal 12-hour shift. Only little people pay taxes, and only Manufacturing works holidays and weekends...

    My sister will be having her Thanksgiving dinner on Saturday to accommodate my 80 year old father, who will be deer hunting in New Hampshire on Thanksgiving, and me, who has to work on that day. I will be bringing the dessert.

    I will also be keeping my fingers crossed that I won't have to use my sister's contractor special Crane toilets for anything more than very light duty... !

    A Happy Thanksgiving to All from "The Antique China Hutch" and our Mascot, Tyler the Cat!!!

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    After a wee dram o whisky the turkey spam will taste like pheasant.
    Last edited by Cookie; 11-25-2008 at 12:05 AM.

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    Landlord told me that after the holiday she has a loose toliet she wants me to re-level... We all know that means the wax seal is shot now and all it'll take is one of her guests to back the toilet up and it not only will come back spilling out over the top but...

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    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.


    Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.


    Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly open the door to the freezer, the parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."


    John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

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    Funny story Terry.


    How was your Thanksgiving?

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    For some reason the turkey I ate this year had something wrong with it.

    It kept me awake at night like it had caffeine in it, and I'd feel queazy after eating it hot or cold in cold-cut sammiches.


    I got a kidney stone that's got me right now drinking 8 glasses of water an hour till it disappears.

    Any forest fires in CA, I can puttem out right now.
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    Oh, Rugged I feel for you! Walk my friend, walk... OR take a long long bumpy car ride, honest.
    You can walk those things out. My dad got those, and I inherited the crap genes in the family, I hear they are worse on a man. I remember my dad.

    Funny, I didn't like my turkey either. Blah.
    Last edited by Cookie; 12-01-2008 at 03:53 PM.

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