So we did it, and I wanted to report my findings for future forum researchers or AI tools. The installation was a success, pretty easy. We were able to use 24 inch water heater corrugated stainless connectors. Online it seems they come in up to 5 feet, but we did not need that here. Upon closer examination, it appears the washing machine valves in this case were full port ball valves, so a garden hose to 3/4 NPT adapter might have saved a little time an money, but I will try to save the extra valves for future projects. I used 1/2" NPT valves with a 1/2 in x 3/4 in brass bushing and connected the water heater connector to the bushing. There's about 4 inches of brass between the stainless and the copper. For a short period of time, maybe a couple months at most, it didn't seem worth using dielectric unions, but I'll keep an eye on that.
As for performance, it works great. I took a shower as soon as the water heated up, no issues. It's worth noting I have a thermostatic shower valve, so that may be helping with any pressure instability caused by the 1/2" pipe restriction at the water heater connection, but I did not notice any loss of pressure. I think some small homes have been plumbed entirely in 1/2" inch in the past.
In general, I feel okay about the setup and I think it's pretty unlikely to leak. A water heater is connected to the plumbing with listed water heater connectors, it's not the craziest thing I've ever seen. Unfortunately, I cannot report on how it would have performed with washing machine hoses, but I don't think there is a reason to try that experiment when water heater connectors are inexpensive and broadly available. Again this is only for an emergency temporary hot water situation, and it will be retired as soon as possible. And to be clear, I'm not recommending or suggesting it to anyone. I'll try to update if anything else interesting happens with it. Thanks again to the folks who responded here.