Old Dog, Put Down That Coffee!
Making fun of my work, which you haven't even seen, is one thing. But making fun of my Birthday? The gloves are gonna have to come off now, buddy.
I'll try to explain this, so even a mental midget like you can understand. I always ask a lot of questions. I used to keep silent. I used to be afraid that some a$$hole like you would come down on me for asking a question. But I've done enough "recovery" work to not internalize moronic comments like that.
Most of the work I do, you never hear about. It is done with skill and professionalism. The questions I post here are to increase my knowledge base in a particular subject or to learn about a new subject. I turn down a lot of work that I don't feel competent to perform. But that doesn't stop me from wanting to learn more about that particular trade.
I'm used to being a professional. First as a research scientist, then as a property manager. I try to bring that professional attitude to my work as a handyman. As a late starter, I have a lot to learn. And, I'll keep asking questions and learning, despite pricks like you.
Unfortunately, you are just verbalizing, in a crass way, how a lot of people on this forum feel about Handymen. To be an openly admitted Handyman or Woman on this forum is dangerous. People take pot-shots at you all the time.