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ha ha ha, I have my own state!
Cookie's State (the largest in the Federation)
State flower: Venus Fly Trap
State Song: I am Woman
State Emblem: One Red Shiny Stiletto
State Motto: Hear Me Roar
Rules:
1. Only women rule/I am woman
2. Husbands must Obey and turn over 3/4 of their earnings to the wife
3. Men must cook and clean and shine my stilettos
4. Men can only speak when spoken to ( very important rule)
5. Men only pay taxes
6 Special tax for French Poodle ownership
7. Breaking any or all Rule leads to bannishment to the UK.
Inclusion: IF orginally from the UK then said bannishment will be to correctiion: CUBA
*Rules are subject to change & have additions.
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Frenchie
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Which State ARE you in these days, Cookie? I actually have no idea.
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Do you have your french books out yet?
No...we just need to get rid of these pesky Englishmen that keep sneeking in here when were not looking...
Frenchie
Jack of all trades
Quoi? Cookie, comment pourrais-tu cônter une telle histoire! Bien sûr que je parle Français, je parle Français depuis mon enfance... Je n'ai appris comment parler l'Anglais, qu'à l'âge de sept ou huit ans!
Oh, wait - did you mean I don't know how, or I'm not allowed?
( you do know I hope I am kidding)I think maybe Ian you are confusing great healthcare with not paying for it. I kid around alot but I got to tell you about health I don't. Sometimes, Ian, you get what you pay for and this is one area this is true. You really want to be careful with what you got or who is paying your bills for it because they also have the last say over your health, and Ian, that is not going to be in your best interest, it is for theirs. I wish I could seriously, convince you of that, I would. I don't want you walking in my shoes to understand. I don't want anyone in my shoes to understand. Mine is a hard road with few people who know what I had to do to get it under control. I fought against all odds of winning with drugs you wouldn't believe, and I was in the earliest trials on some.I would had been written off by other insurances. I would probably astound everyone here. Maybe even gain alittle respect from those who don't like me. But that is okay, too. Take your health care provider very seriously.
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I truly hope your tongue is in your cheek when you say that Cuba has great health care....
If your sincere about that statement you need to bite down hard on your tongue...
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