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    Jack of all trades DonL's Avatar
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    You know you are a Old Fart when you go to the bathroom to take a dump and forget to pull your underwear down.

    That is a Brain Fart at its best.


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    Damn, I hate when that happens!

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    You know you are an Old Fart when you're called to redo an old outdated bathroom. Then you realize you installed it 45 years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonL View Post
    You know you are a Old Fart when you go to the bathroom to take a dump and forget to pull your underwear down.
    I feel so much younger now -- although my wife did laugh at me the other day for having a hole in my underwear that she claimed was "burned out by farts".

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluebinky View Post
    I feel so much younger now -- although my wife did laugh at me the other day for having a hole in my underwear that she claimed was "burned out by farts".

    lol.


    That is better than lighting one with no underwear.
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