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    That's 5 minutes of my life i will never get back.

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    Maybe if you actually read the first post you would have seen it was a "Joke".

    You are not the sharpest tool in the box are you "Little Lady of New York"....


    Post #1....

    Second Paragraph...

    You might think this sounds like a joke and you would be not be wrong in thinking that.

    Is that to witty for you to understand "Little Lady"? It means that if you thought this was a joke - then you are right in your thinking...
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    But its not even remotely funny. That's the premise of a joke,the funny part.

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    You don't understand the Joke "Little Lady"

    The joke is on the SEO companies. They call and email me. I say I'm working with Raj and get a $7.99 flat rate. Then they goggle their competion and find this discussion. Then they click the link. Read it and in doing so give the discussion more rankings.

    Then I cut and paste their own words into the content here. Giving me free copy with no time. Their words to beat them at their own game.

    I find that funny.

    This is the busiest discussion I think on Terry'e forum by a long shot. I find that funny.


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    Default Raj's SEO Service: Web Site Re-Design Fee only $7.99

    Raj here,

    I found your details from the internet and thought you might be interested
    in our website re-design service.

    Redesigning websites today isn't just about changing the look and feel -it's about making more money for me and my sales team.

    With technology changing and different problems needing to be solved,
    redesigning and overhauling websites goes much deeper than just the way
    they look. We charge only $7.99 for this fee since we use children and retired men for most of the source code. The functionality, presentation, how they load, and how well
    they can be updated are all things that are prompting website redesigns on
    a daily basis. Apart from giving your website a new look, we will provide
    you with a dynamic Content Management System (CMS).

    We specialize in re-designing and re-developing websites If you are
    considering any of the following projects then please give us a call:

    • Upgrading your current website
    Spamming other business
    • Moving to a content management solution for your website
    phoning and phoning and phoning
    • Re-building your website
    • Looking for a refreshing new look for an existing site
    • Usability
    • Getting legacy content online
    • Planning to integrate rich media content into your site like internet
    video
    • Adding community and Web2.0 features to your website

    Of course I'm the SEO King also have expertise in SEO (Search Engine Optimisation) and can also
    help you get top rankings on major search engines such as Google, Yahoo and
    MSN. With first page rankings on search engines, you can see more number of
    visitors on your website, which will eventually lead to a better ROI.

    We would like 5 minutes of your time at a date/time suitable to you and
    show you how we can add value to your business and help improve your bottom
    line.

    I Look forward to hearing from you soon.

    Regards,

    Raj
    Online Marketing Guru to the stars


    LOL - this is my best post yet....


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    Default My name is Raj from Raj's SEO Services

    Hi,

    Just wanted to reach out: I'm on your website and noticed a few concerning areas (SEO, Visibility, Conversion) where I see tremendous room for improvement. I have no doubt they are immensely impacting your site's profitability, and would like to help.

    I'm a REAL person, my name is Raj from Raj's SEO Services. I work with several consultants that can show CASE STUDIES of work done. Just to be clear, my consultants have decades of experience between them, most are small children and old men who we keep caged to their desks - this way we can keep the pricing very low and meet the $7.99 price point. lol that's a joke people. Remember this is posted in Joke of the Day.

    Would you be open to speaking briefly on some of the areas of concern? To drive home the point, my consultants will run a complimentary Web Needs Analysis (Won't cost you a thing) that will at least provide some insight on some actionable practices.

    All I would need to know is whether you would be open to speaking briefly with my consultants to get started.

    (P.S.: If not, let me know and I promise I won’t follow up again. Thanks for your time.)

    Regards,

    Raj

    Raj's SEO Serivces

    Hi There,

    I found your details from the internet and thought you might be interested
    in our website re-design service.

    Redesigning websites today isn't just about changing the look and feel.

    With technology changing and different problems needing to be solved,
    redesigning and overhauling websites goes much deeper than just the way
    they look. The functionality, presentation, how they load, and how well
    they can be updated are all things that are prompting website redesigns on
    a daily basis. Apart from giving your website a new look, we will provide
    you with a dynamic Content Management System (CMS).

    We specialize in re-designing and re-developing websites If you are
    considering any of the following projects then please give us a call:

    • Upgrading your current website
    • Moving to a content management solution for your website
    • Re-building your website
    • Looking for a refreshing new look for an existing site
    • Usability
    • Getting legacy content online
    • Planning to integrate rich media content into your site like internet
    video
    • Adding community and Web2.0 features to your website

    We also have expertise in SEO (Search Engine Optimisation) and can also
    help you get top rankings on major search engines such as Google, Yahoo and
    MSN. With first page rankings on search engines, you can see more number of
    visitors on your website, which will eventually lead to a better ROI.

    We would like 15 minutes of your time at a date/time suitable to you and
    show you how we can add value to your business and help improve your bottom
    line.

    I Look forward to hearing from you soon.

    Regards,

    Raj
    Online Marketing Manager

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    Default SEO is dead as we know it !!! I think not says Raj

    Dear Sir/Madam

    I am Raj

    (Marketing Department)

    Thank you in advance for taking the time out of your busy day to read and consider this.

    SEO is dead as we know it. The old math of increased back links and stuffing keywords is now a target for Google to identify your site and bury it in the search results.

    SEO is no longer a math problem, it's a human one. Social indicators are becoming key to Ranking and link algorithms are being retired. It's time for you to see the truth about SEO and adjust accordingly.

    So, here we got a customized Internet Marketing Proposal for you.

    Here below is the content marketing activities "Monthly Task and responsibilities"



    1. 200 Press Release Submissions (20 press release x 10 press release websites)

    2. 20 Press releases, 400+ words written

    3. 5 Unique Articles will be written

    4. 5 Web 2.0 Properties will be made

    5. 5 Unique "how to Articles" will be written

    6. 5 Face book Pages will be created

    7. 5 Twitter channels will be created

    8. Will increase twitter followers?

    9. 1 YouTube channel will be created

    10. 10 YouTube videos will be created by Animoto.com (paid)

    11. Will likes, shares, tweets, reedits, and 1+ in order to get natural back links

    12. Anchor text diversity (will not use exact keywords for back links).

    13. Will get Natural back links by link worthy articles

    14. Will draft & submit 5 articles to Ezinearticles.com

    15. Will create Google+ page for your business

    16 will distribute 15 posts daily via Google+ Page

    17. Will participate in Forum

    18. Will create blog for your website

    19. Will make 1 post daily on your blog

    20. Will bookmark real content to leading 150 Social Book marking sites as dig, delicious

    21. Will submit your website to 10 leading Web directories as Dmoz.org On-Page work activities "Follow only first month".

    22. Meta tags/Title tag changes

    23. Keyword research/Analysis

    24. Competitor Analysis

    25. Analysis by our Paid SEOMoz Program

    26. Heading tag changes

    27. Alt tag changes

    28. Interlinking wherever required

    29. Keyword density in site content

    30. HTML Site Map

    31. XML site map and Submission in webmaster tool

    32. Ror.XML File creation

    33. Robots.Txt File creation Extra work activities

    34. Google Webmaster tool

    35. Google Analytics

    36. Html to text ratio optimization

    37. Keyword Prominence

    Sounds interesting? Feel free to email us or alternatively you can provide me with your phone number and the best time to call you.

    Many Thanks

    Raj

    Manager (Marketing Department)




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