Dear Sir or Madam:
My name is K Snipps and I need your help.
Several sinks in my home drain very slowly. I really started to notice it after my neighbor, Mr. Biggs, began washing his dogs daily at my house. I mentioned to him there was a problem with the pipes and that I was going to contact a plumber. He explained to me that allowing strangers into my home was a terrible idea.
I asked him how we could fix the pipes without a plumber coming to the house. He said the easiest thing to do was remove the piping from the walls and bring it to you. So how much of the piping do I need to bring to you? All of it? And what kind of a turnaround can I expect?
Please write back soon as my friend Toby is eager to get started. He's already wearing his goggles and twirling around a sledge hammer.
Thank you for reading and responding to my letter.