Gary's "trick" and how effective is Iron Out?

[Tom Sawyer]

since we are not allowed to use technical terms like catalyst, words that have more the three syllables, nor are we allowed to use math, charts, field experience, or common sense, I am sorry but I dont think I can be of much help either.

Using all them teckacal words is done confoosing da ignernt folks what posts da queggins an is only wantin to fix der problem widout spendin no money or lerning nottin

Check list for the ignorant

1 -smell your water. Does it smell like anything other than water?
2 -taste your water. Does it taste like anything other than water?
3 -rub your water between your thumb and index finger. Does it feel like anything other than water
4 -look at your water. Does it look like anything other than water

See how much money you saved by not buying a test kit? Apply that savings to a six pack of beer, drink it and you can forget about your water. Repeat if necessary.