Woman Shot in Head

**BobL43** · 03-29-2012, 06:49 PM

Woman Shot in Head Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting
her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway
with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind
the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He
noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He
asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the
back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough
hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it
was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed
out, but quickly recovered. Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama
supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be
Mitt Romney's fault

hj · 03-30-2012, 05:34 AM

Bill and Bubba were out hunting when Bill fall off a ledge and was not moving. Bubba called 911 and told her, "My buddy fell off a cliff and is dead". The operator told him that the first thing to do is to make sure he was really dead". Bubba told he to wait a minute. The operator heard a gunshot, and then Bubba came on the phone and told her, "Yes he is dead, now what is the next thing I should do?"