Is this a million dollar law suit?

[Cookie]

Coming home from work tonite, the golden arches of McDonalds called to me. Plus, I have a book of free coupons for ice cream cones, and, I knew there was one in there with my name on it. So, I pulled up to the window and I yelled into the clowns face, " I got a free coupon for an ice cream cone."

I was told to pull up to the window and when I did, I gave him the coupon. I was told to pull to the next window and I did, and the window popped up & rather quickly, out comes the man's head and he leans over into my window to hand me the cone but, instead dropped it, into my lap.

I was very cold... I could even see through my hose that I was turning blue. lol

Can I sue for a million dollars? I think, my legs are numb and useless now. NOW, I did get another cone for free, but, I already had "free."