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    Default What is the worst Valentine's gift you ever bought your sweetheart?

    I read this article and got a chuckle out of it all.


    http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/15-w...190100992.html



    1. A T-shirt ... with Looney Tunes characters on it. Now if that doesn't say love, I don't know what does. -- Lindsay
    2. Real flowers ... after telling him I'm highly allergic. Spent the day sleeping off the Benadryl. -- Mariah
    3. A stationary bike ... Am I that fat? -- Jennifer
    4. An Ugly Dog purse, with a card for the girl he was cheating on me with inside. -- Jen
    5. A royal blue "LOVE" stamp sweatshirt from the post office. -- Kimberly
    6. A card from the dollar store that had a teddy bear on it and it said, "To my friend on Valentine's Day." Someone forgot his glasses. -- Mara
    7. A half-eaten bag of pink and red M&M's. He said he got hungry on the way home. -- Jennifer
    8. A half dozen nearly dead roses and a card in Spanish because all of the other cards were gone. -- Kerri
    9. One of those razors that yanks the hair out by the roots ... OUCH! Guess my husband was giving me a hint. -- Wendy
    10. Lice. He bought me a hat at a secondhand store, and three days later, our whole house was infected. -- Brandy
    11. A DustBuster. No, really. -- Sharon
    12. A plastic rose. The year after I got a ... plastic rose. -- Shannon
    13. An unsigned card, because he wanted to be able to reuse it the next year. -- Kaitlyn
    14. A pickle book. A recipe book to show 1,001 ways to cook pickles. -- Beckey
    15. Getting dumped ... 2 years in a row! -- Sarah
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    Default Painting the rocks?

    Worse thing ever did? Painting the rocks? Just kidding. Photoshopped. I told Sue I was going to photo shop a spray can under her finger. La Push Beach, in Washinton State on our coast.This is supposed to be the location at La Push in the book series Twilight. This is where the werewolfs dive off the cliffs. In real life, it's a little too shallow for that. When you enter the area, there is a sign declaring it a Vampire Free Zone. This is a little West of Forks. Replicas of the trucks from the Twilight movies. It's kind of fun seeing stuff like this. I was here that weekend for the memorial service for my cousin Lori.

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    That is very sweet! and, great pics Terry. I love the ocean.

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    The worst present I ever got by the way, was a Valentine's day card from a girl. Nothing wrong with different lifestyles, just not mine. I like men.

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    What are you getting Sue this year? My husband always got me a 5 lb box of Godiva chocolates, it was great. Back then, it wasn't known that dogs can't or shouldn't eat chocolate, so, my dog and I would rejoice in it. This is what by the way, makes marriages work, here is a tip,

    we would be shopping at a mall, and if there was a Godiva chocolate shoppe, he would take my hand and he would say, " let me buy you a chocolate."

    I would fall in love over and over in love him, because of a piece of chocolate. It's the little things.


    So, if you got a sweetheart, take her hand and buy her a chocolate.
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    I picked up a box of chocolate last week. I know it's her weakness.

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    My son just called, wishing me a Happy Valentine's day, and I asked, 'what did you get deb?" he said, well... we got a mutual gift, cable stations we both like, he added, " we both are practical." Well, I instructed my son to stop on the way home from work, and get her a heart... practical doesn't keep the romance going I told my son, I am a good mom. ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terry View Post
    I picked up a box of chocolate last week. I know it's her weakness.
    Make it a 5 lb box of Godiva's... and no whining about the $ lol.

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    ...and, sing this song to her,

    Nobody Loves Me Like You Do lyrics
    Songwriters: Phillips, Pam; Dunne, James;

    Like a candle burning bright
    Love is glowing in your eyes
    A flame to light our way
    That burns brighter everyday
    But now I have you
    Nobody loves me like you do

    Like a leaf upon the wind
    I could find no place to land
    I dreamed the hours away
    And wondered everyday
    Do dreams come true
    And nobody loves me like you do

    What if I'd never met you
    Where would I be right now
    Funny how life just falls in place somehow
    You've touched my heart in places

    That I never even knew
    'Cause nobody loves me like you do

    I was words without a tune
    I was a song still unsung
    A poem with know rhyme
    A dancer out of time
    But now there's you
    Baby, nobody loves me like you do

    What if I'd never met you
    Where would I be right now
    Funny how life just falls in place somehow
    You've touched my heart in places
    That I never even knew
    Nobody loves me, nobody loves me
    Nobody loves me like you do

    Nobody loves me like you do
    Last edited by Cookie; 02-14-2012 at 02:08 PM.

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    Will tell you a little secret, lol, don't tell anyone, this one always was my holiday of the year. Bigger than Christmas, bigger than my birthday, or more special than our anniversary. It was a day to celebrate being in love.

    So make it special guys. Make it count. It will last you a lifetime if you do.

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    I picked up a one carat diamond necklace. Went in and wanted to spend a certain amount but if I like somtjhng I see I impulse buy. I'm dangerous in a watch shop,jewlry store and a gun store.......and at the casinos after a few drinkeroooos. LOL

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    That sounds awfully nice! About the same price for a 5 lb box of Godiva chocolates. I looked up the prices for the heck of it, WOW, did they go up. 29 pieces of chocolate for 45 bucks, lol. Today, I might not be getting that big box...

    I haven't gotten anything for Valentine's day since 2005 at my request from anyone. That day was mine & Tim's and it will always stay that way. So, I refuse all offers for a dinner out, candy hearts, and cards. One year, I might go with my brother to a casino though. I might do that, and have a few drinks, hopefully, win a few bucks.

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    Boy, some people don't listen, what is close to midnight? lol. I said, no cards, that means, electronic or emails, too. But, I did love it, and I do thank you my friend, one of my favorite songs. xoxoxoxox

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    Now, Terry, I had a nice idea about that picture you photo shopped, that would make a nice photo to frame, or, even, make it for a wallet-size for Sue. I like little things like that, I think, most women do.

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    Now, that, that horrible holiday is over and done with, lol, we are looking at St. Patrick's day! Now, who makes their own green beer? I listened to the music group in Terry's Corner and, found the fiddler player was pretty good.

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