Reply With QuoteOriginally Posted by ballvalve
Question: Why did the old engineering contractor from Wisconsin finally get married?
Answer: Because sheep can't cook.
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As long as you don't make babies that may be OK.
Here where I live they don't require a Blood Test to Marry. Nor does Cal, i do believe.
If You can't be with the one you Love , Then Love the one Your with...
Don't pay someone to do a job fast, when you can do a half-fast job yourself.
Question: Why did the old engineering contractor from Wisconsin finally get married?
Answer: Because sheep can't cook.
717C.1
Apparently there was a bit of a problem with the cousins's coming over the border:
717c. **********.
1. For purposes of this section:
a. "Animal" means any nonhuman vertebrate, either dead or
alive.
b. "Sex act" means any sexual contact between a person and an
animal by penetration of the ***** into the vagina or anus, contact
between the mouth and *********, or by contact between the *********
of one and the ********* or anus of the other.
2. A person who performs a sex act with an animal is guilty of an
aggravated misdemeanor.
3. Upon a conviction for a violation of this section, and in
addition to any sentence authorized by law, the court shall require
the person to submit to a psychological evaluation and treatment at
the person's expense.
I especially like the part where counseling must be ordered but there is no way that the Iowa taxpayers need to pay the bill-that is classic Iowa frugality.
"What happens in the barn should stay in the barn" Just like Vegas.
And believe it or not a recent scientific study showed a huge increase in penile cancer for those nutballs that engaged in zooophilia even if only once. Curious. Wrath of God? Apparently cousins dont cause cancer. And I think its only a few years in purgatory for cousin-play.
Cute, but all my sheep wore shoes and panties and spoke one of several languages. Never turned my head for a sheep except at an auction for home butchering.Question: Why did the old engineering contractor from Wisconsin finally get married?
Answer: Because sheep can't cook.
Last edited by ballvalve; 12-10-2011 at 03:37 PM.
Looks like its time for Terry to post a "foreclosure" notice here. This house is abandoned and the owner pulled out the plumbing when he left.
Lets have a "nothing goes" forum instead!
So what will we call it; Ballvalves's Ballroom?
I am definitely not a pro plumber, but I am a pro crastinator
Best not, I might get bored and forget to check back in.
And I would become one of the first banned mods for subject matter.
I though that is what this one was ?
Where is Ian, is he MIA ?
Or being Loved by a Fat Girl...
They keep You warm at night, Got to Love them.
Don't pay someone to do a job fast, when you can do a half-fast job yourself.
And they all were saying Please Come B-a-a-a-ck.
Don't pay someone to do a job fast, when you can do a half-fast job yourself.
and when the reporter asked the farmer's son if he minded that his dad did it with the sheep, the boy said "Naaaaah"
I am definitely not a pro plumber
Sooo True. loland when the reporter asked the farmer's son if he minded that his dad did it with the sheep, the boy said "Naaaaah"
Don't pay someone to do a job fast, when you can do a half-fast job yourself.
Maybe Ballvalve introduced him to his cousin.
One night with my cousin and he'll need all new ballvalves.
Bad Girlfriend
This song reminds me of you and your bad girlfriend ballvalve.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YrWsmlJSiw
No offense intended.
Don't pay someone to do a job fast, when you can do a half-fast job yourself.
About right, except she only needed wine, and lighter music to perform. And no teasing with dollars need apply.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFoe0oBalAc Californication...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkvtQhYRe24 Norwegian wood
Last edited by ballvalve; 01-05-2012 at 11:39 AM.
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