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    As long as you don't make babies that may be OK.

    Here where I live they don't require a Blood Test to Marry. Nor does Cal, i do believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ballvalve View Post
    Having come from the wisconsin cornbelt, seems a lot of my farm cousins got their learning from calves and sheep. Whats the regs on that, outside the bible?

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    Question: Why did the old engineering contractor from Wisconsin finally get married?
    Answer: Because sheep can't cook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ballvalve View Post
    Having come from the wisconsin cornbelt, seems a lot of my farm cousins got their learning from calves and sheep. Whats the regs on that, . . .?
    717C.1


    Apparently there was a bit of a problem with the cousins's coming over the border:

    717c. **********.
    1. For purposes of this section:
    a. "Animal" means any nonhuman vertebrate, either dead or
    alive.
    b. "Sex act" means any sexual contact between a person and an
    animal by penetration of the ***** into the vagina or anus, contact
    between the mouth and *********, or by contact between the *********
    of one and the ********* or anus of the other.
    2. A person who performs a sex act with an animal is guilty of an
    aggravated misdemeanor.
    3. Upon a conviction for a violation of this section, and in
    addition to any sentence authorized by law, the court shall require
    the person to submit to a psychological evaluation and treatment at
    the person's expense.


    I especially like the part where counseling must be ordered but there is no way that the Iowa taxpayers need to pay the bill-that is classic Iowa frugality.

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    "What happens in the barn should stay in the barn" Just like Vegas.

    And believe it or not a recent scientific study showed a huge increase in penile cancer for those nutballs that engaged in zooophilia even if only once. Curious. Wrath of God? Apparently cousins dont cause cancer. And I think its only a few years in purgatory for cousin-play.

    Question: Why did the old engineering contractor from Wisconsin finally get married?
    Answer: Because sheep can't cook.
    Cute, but all my sheep wore shoes and panties and spoke one of several languages. Never turned my head for a sheep except at an auction for home butchering.
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    Looks like its time for Terry to post a "foreclosure" notice here. This house is abandoned and the owner pulled out the plumbing when he left.

    Lets have a "nothing goes" forum instead!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ballvalve View Post
    Looks like its time for Terry to post a "foreclosure" notice here. This house is abandoned and the owner pulled out the plumbing when he left.

    Lets have a "nothing goes" forum instead!
    So what will we call it; Ballvalves's Ballroom?
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    Best not, I might get bored and forget to check back in.

    And I would become one of the first banned mods for subject matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ballvalve View Post
    Looks like its time for Terry to post a "foreclosure" notice here. This house is abandoned and the owner pulled out the plumbing when he left.

    Lets have a "nothing goes" forum instead!
    I though that is what this one was ?

    Where is Ian, is he MIA ?

    Or being Loved by a Fat Girl...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ballvalve View Post
    Cute, but all my sheep wore shoes and panties and spoke one of several languages. Never turned my head for a sheep except at an auction for home butchering.
    And they all were saying Please Come B-a-a-a-ck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonL View Post
    And they all were saying Please Come B-a-a-a-ck.
    and when the reporter asked the farmer's son if he minded that his dad did it with the sheep, the boy said "Naaaaah"
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    Quote Originally Posted by BobL43 View Post
    and when the reporter asked the farmer's son if he minded that his dad did it with the sheep, the boy said "Naaaaah"
    Sooo True. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonL View Post
    I though that is what this one was ?

    Where is Ian, is he MIA ?

    Maybe Ballvalve introduced him to his cousin.

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    One night with my cousin and he'll need all new ballvalves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ballvalve View Post
    One night with my cousin and he'll need all new ballvalves.

    This song reminds me of you and your bad girlfriend ballvalve.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YrWsmlJSiw


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    About right, except she only needed wine, and lighter music to perform. And no teasing with dollars need apply.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFoe0oBalAc Californication...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkvtQhYRe24 Norwegian wood
    Last edited by ballvalve; 01-05-2012 at 11:39 AM.

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