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The Smith's had wanted to have a child for years, and finally had a baby boy. He was perfect except for one thing, he was born without ears. When they brought Johnny home, the Jones from across the street were going to visit with their little boy Roger. They told Roger, "Mr. and Mrs. Smith are upset by Johnny's missing ears so do not say ANYTHING about his ears." While they were visiting, Roger told the Mrs. Smith, "I'll bet Johnny will have real good eyesight". Mrs. Smith said, "Thank you. What makes you think that?" Roger said, "He will have to. He doesn't have anything to hook glasses to."
 
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