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    mr.gukong
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    Q: "How did the Narmada Valley form ?"
    Brahmin wrote to a hotel, "Can I stay with my parrot ?"

    The hotel owner wrote back: " I have never had to call the polie to get an unruly parrot out, I have never found towels inside a parrot's suitcases, I have never found ashes in a heap on the floor after a parot has stayed in my hotel. I have never had a parrot waking up all the guests early in the morning by loudly chanting Vedic mantras.
    Yes, your parrot is welcome.

    PS. If he can vouch for you, I shall also permit you to stay."

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    A Brahmin goes to the countryside. Astonished to see a cow with no horns, he asks the Yadav, ' Why does this cow have no horns ?'
    The Yadav replies, ' Some cows don't have horns because they never get them, others lost them in fights, and others do not get them because of some disease. This cow does not have horns because its a horse.'

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    A Brahmin and a Rajput share the same compartment in a train. Early in the morning the Brahmin chants a loud mantra, which angers a Rajput who is trying to continue sleeping. He asks the Brahmin,
    "Hey, Pandoo [ slang for Pandit ], why do you keep shouting ?"
    "It keeps elephants away," replied the Brahmin.
    "But there are no elephants here for thosands of miles. Besides, no elephant could ever get into this train," said the Rajput.
    "See how effective it IS"





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    Last edited by Terry; 08-26-2011 at 10:50 AM.

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