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    Default A little blue pill and the Dentist

    A man went to his dentist to have a tooth pulled. "First I have to give you something for the pain," says the dentist, "this is a needle full of novacaine." "That will kill me," says the patient, "I am allergic to novacaine." The dentist goes out and comes back with a tank of laughing gas and a mask. "Here, breathe into this mask and you won't feel a thing." "I can't," says the patient. "I am claustrophobic and I will not be able to breathe in the mask." The dentist is puzzled. He has nothing more to offer his patient for pain relief. But he gets an idea, leaves the room, and comes back with three ****** pills. The patient sees the pills and says "I know what those are. They are ******s. Will ****** stop pain?" "No," says the dentist, "but they will give you something to hold on to while I pulll the tooth."

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    what WAS that that just flew over my head? what got censored out?
    I am definitely not a pro plumber, but I am a pro crastinator

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    A little blue pill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terry View Post
    A little blue pill.
    That was HARD for me to guess
    I am definitely not a pro plumber, but I am a pro crastinator

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    I would guess that means you have never had to use them.
    Licensed residential and commercial plumber

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    No, I'm doing just fine; seems like the only part of my body that sill is.
    I am definitely not a pro plumber, but I am a pro crastinator

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    Unhappy

    Prior to my first divorce...

    My old lady got all dolled up and presented me with three blue pills. She then had me chase them with GERITOL WITH EXTRA IRON...

    Once swallowed, she picked up a suitcase and headed for a waiting cab... ...mumbling something about going on a month long cruise...

    Guess who pointed North for the next month? ...
    Jack of All Trades...

    ...Master of None...

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    I would like to get information on dentist manhattan beach program. I want to join a dental school for my career as most of my family members are in doctor profession. What I have to do to get in there for a good dental college..
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    Good grades, a good reputation, a good work ethic, and a recommendation from a graduate of the school you decide to go to. It the med school your family went to has a dental college, that might be where to start.
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    I don't why, to me, it's a good joke, at least make me laugh for about a minute.

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