Non Issues

[Tom Sawyer]

It was a hypohetical but the whole point is that nothing is ever really going to be done about the problem because doing so is fiscally and logistically impossible and has been for 40 years now. It's like the war on drugs. Again, lots of rhetoric but in reality so much of our econonmy is tied to drugs that actually making any progress there would be a financial disaster also. It's all about the money and always will be.

[Ian Gills]

Politicians are elected because they promise NOT to get rid of the illegals, as long as they vote, (and vote often, since we have many here who are registered under several names),

I'd like to know where all these illegal alien voters are coming from?

I'm here legally and I cannot even vote for a Town Councillor in a local election!

Show me the way and I'll make America English again...through the ballot box!

[ballvalve]

And non-citizens are not allowed to own guns in the US Ballvalve.

Fear of an English renaissance runs deep here. And rightly so.

We be taking back our land some day

And when you get it back, NOBODY will be allowed to have a gun. We'll have to go to Mexico to shoot like your olympic team goes to Switzerland.

[ballvalve]

I think the Queen should therefore have to ride in a Fiat. Did I read that Harry rides a Ducati? See-at least he knows who his boss is.

The Queen and all her pasty faced kin should ride in a pumpkin pulled by donkeys, so everyone knows when the "Royalty" arrive. Whatever the hell Royalty are.

Oh, wait I remember: Royalty are why we kicked the idiotic despot English out of our new lands.