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    Bubba and Joe Bob were walking through a field one day when they came across a large sink hole. Bubba said, "I wonder how deep it is?" Joe Bob replied, "Let's drop a stone into it and see how far it goes." "No, a stone would be too small. Lets throw this transmission in so we will be able to hear when it hits the bottom." They threw the transmission in and almost immediately a goat came running out of the high grass and jumped into the hole. Bubba asked, "Did you see that?" Joe Bob replied, "Never in all my born days". Pretty soon a farmer stops by and after looking around a while asks them, "Have you seen my goat." Not knowing how to tell him that the goat committed suicide they said, "No, but maybe he just wandered off." The farmer replied, "Not likely. I had him chained to a transmission."

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    LOL , That is Funny...
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    That's a good one. I'm going to share that with my staff.

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    Hey, I resemble that remark!
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