Gary You are not right, But You be Funny...
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For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu women gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.
So now you know!
Gary You are not right, But You be Funny...
Don't pay someone to do a job fast, when you can do a half-fast job yourself.
But, no matter whether he wins or loses, he DOES NOT have to learn English. But someday, he may have to learn Spanish.
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