Look, climate changing is happening and Americans caused it through their love of gas.
I know that. You know that. But you didn't listen to me so you found out late.
It happens. So let bygones be bygones.
Anyway, $5 gas is on the way.
So now is time to move to greener energies.
That way the environment benefits and you suckers won't have to suffer $5 gas again.
My proposal is to tax gas so it stays at least $5 (gas is over $8/gallon in England right now).
That way alternative energies will be given a boost and you'll all drive a little less and in smaller cars.
And we'll knock a chunk in the deficit too.