You know, JW, you don't have to be cranky cause you are out of stars...
here, this will lighten you up,
It is a school crossing joke...
This is true, very true.
One day when my son was age 6 and heading to Kindergarten for the first few times, we would walk down and the old lady school crossing guard would take us safely across the very busy road.
Well, after a while, I would stand on the opposite side of the road and let him cross alone. Oh, how he loved it.
One morning I had to walk him across and that was when, she asked, " when was your husband shot in the stomach, in Nam"?
Shot... I thought, he was shot... in the stomach? I kept walking. Thinking, she was drinking early, or confused, or confused me with someone else.
On the way back, she was still there, this time she said, " yeah, your son said, the hole was pretty big."
Now, I thought she was delusional. But, I know kids...
When, I picked him up I asked him about this. And, he described his daddy's belly button.