Well, it was over 100 degrees in Washington DC today and the same is predicted for tomorrow. It's even getting warm in Washington State so I want some justice.
Americans are to blame for warming up our planet and this unseasonably hot spell. People living in America but not Americans are excused.
Specifically today I would like to throw mud at E350 Super Duty owners. Those vans are just too big.
Take the bus. Or use the train. Better yet walk and take your hose clamps with you.