I feel personally hurt and offended by the "tea parties" that went on in Washington D.C. yesterday.
If anyone here would like to apologise on behalf of those Americans that caused my offense, then I would be most grateful.
The families of those 342 tea chests tragically destroyed in the 1773 terrorist attack on three British ships still mourn their terrible loss. This reckless destruction caused $90,000 worth of damage, in a time when the average laborer made less than a dollar a day. The British Government continue to hunt the 30 to 130 American men who did it. Reports have it that they are dressed as Mohawk Indians, so if you see them please let me know. We're guessing they're residing somewhere in the Boston area, perhaps near Scuba Dave.