Retirement home stories...
OK, here's one for you.
I was called out one fine day to a nice little retirement home to fix a leak in a ceiling causing some ceiling tiles to get spotted with water stains.
Not a very large leak in fact it took quite a while to find it.
It wasn't until my flashlight caught the fine mist just right in the light that I could follow it back to the source....a pinhole in a 1/2" copper pipe.
Piece of cake....right?
I turned off the water, drained it down, cut the pipe right on the pinhole and cleaned up a 1/2" copper coupling and the pipe ends, fluxed everything and started to solder.
Should have been end of story right there. Home in time for breakfast.
It was about 8 A.M.
That's when it all went south.
The retirement home was under new management and had outsourced all maintenance work...(that's why they called me).
They had hired a 20 year old girl to be the new manager and she laid off the entire maintenance crew to "save the wasted money".
They took all the keys to everything with them, including the keys to the fire alarm system.
You see where this is going now?
The soldering of a single 1/2" copper coupling set off the smoke detector that was at least 10 feet away.
(I know now I should have covered it with a wet cloth) Live and learn.
A shrieking alarm and strobe lights went off all over the complex, little old men and little old ladies came running out of their rooms in total panic yelling "where's the fire"...
I was all done soldering when the alarm went off, so I went back to the office to have the new manager girl shut off the alarm and call in the "all clear" to the fire department.
The box to the alarm system was locked....
The hundred or so keys she did have on a couple of rings got tried over and over with no matches found.
The fire department showed up, alarms and sirens blazing, strobe lights and little people still in the halls....
They tried every key on the rings....again.
The manager girl tried calling the maintenance guys she had just laid off.
No luck, no way, no how.
The fire department, after being on the scene for at least a good hour maybe two had to break into the building's alarm system control box with an axe to shut the alarm off.
At this point all the people went back to their rooms, the fire department did their final checks resetting the system and left.
The "manager girl" and myself went to the office to sign the bill, and I just couldn't resist mentioning to her at that point...
"Bet you're wishing you hadn't laid off those maintenance guys now... eh?"
I went on to tell her that I... "still had one questionable fitting on those copper pipes that could stand to be replaced even though it was not leaking now, but this time it was right by a sprinkler head ".
When I got to the part explaining to her how the little red vials of liquid under the sprinkler heads were temperature reactive, and if they got too hot this time they might trigger the entire sprinkler system to douse the whole building with water....she finally lost it.
She came completely unglued, started shouting and screaming and called my company begging them to get me out of there and never let me come back.
Served her right.