White flag would of done well,
but he just "threw in the towel"
I made a great impression on him with the VIP tickets for the fireworks show...
Free food, front row seats which was the best spot for watching them. Of course, I was feelin' a leeeeeeeeeetle guilty but that's okay. My hemmorhoids dragged for weeks pulling all that money Ahem* er, water heater up them steps out of the basement.
"touches self to see if swelling went down"
I'm back to normal!