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  1. Hot Dang Jim, U sayed a mouthful rite thar. Ann...

    Hot Dang Jim, U sayed a mouthful rite thar. Ann it makes komplete cents ta me.
    But don git yer hopes up dat deez guys will komprehend a lick of it.
    Ya gotta realeyes dat we iz dealin with General...
  2. Hey Bufflo Breath. Long time no see! Howya bean...

    Hey Bufflo Breath. Long time no see!
    Howya bean doin, I thawt ya ran offa dang cliff or sumpthin.
    We aughta hook up n swill a lil moonshine togedder, rachet jaw bout ol timz like wye Toto Toilets...
  3. Thas Hillarius Rite Thar. U dun reely beleve the...

    Thas Hillarius Rite Thar. U dun reely beleve the poo you spouts off do ya?



    Son u sure he ain't been sippin my corn squeezins and got some wet brain goin on.
  4. Hot Dang Redwood! Wat is it wit alla these...

    Hot Dang Redwood!
    Wat is it wit alla these engineeers that wanna think they knows mor bout plummin than Redwood.
    They seems ta have no end to the line of em comin ta git ther noze bleedin.
  5. Good thang you isn't runnin a still cuz you dunno...

    Good thang you isn't runnin a still cuz you dunno Jack!
    Yud git yur silly azz self blowed up fer sure.
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    Hay Dere Miguel Good ta see ya don't like that...

    Hay Dere Miguel Good ta see ya don't like that Kool-Aid.

    Ya Reckon dis gadget wood make my whisky taste better.

    Seam it duz everything else....
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    I here'd tell dey dunt usem much in China, India,...

    I here'd tell dey dunt usem much in China, India, Bangladesh, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Mexico eethur.

    Ain't Californya part of Mexico? Must bee a lotta bad plumbing der.
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    Oh Ya... I members him. Wot wuz his Avitar...

    Oh Ya...
    I members him.

    Wot wuz his Avitar be4 the Dawgs?

    I member he had wun he wuz reel partial ta ;) :D
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    Them's fightin words right thar! My hooch is a...

    Them's fightin words right thar! My hooch is a whollota bunch bettern any cheap dang vodka you kin get in a store.
    I tender ya an offer that kin make ya a buncha money an thats how you come back at...
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    Twasn't Me!

    Twasn't Me!
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    Dang Dat'll be the way ma still duz it. Werks...

    Dang Dat'll be the way ma still duz it. Werks rite by me. I dunno if id put ma prayerz inta havin wun o dem expandin tanks keepin ma still frum gittin blowed up.

    Say Ballvalve dem pitchers ya'll...
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    Yep I don own one o dese gizmo's either. Seems...

    Yep I don own one o dese gizmo's either.
    Seems lik a buncha snake oil ta me.
    An you seem like a travelin snake oil sales man.

    Now git on along befour I pepper ur butt with a load a rock salt out...
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    Hot Dang Ian. I dint no that dem royals were...

    Hot Dang Ian.
    I dint no that dem royals were doin the inbred thing.

    We got summa dem livin down the road a piece jes like dat without the fancy clothes.
  14. Ar yu an enginear? Yu shur talk lik one. Wun ah...

    Ar yu an enginear? Yu shur talk lik one.
    Wun ah my kinfolk was an wuz an enginear.
    He wuz a fart smeller but twuz all book learnt an he din't ave a lick o common sense.
    Ez been all laid off now...
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    I dint no dey started makin corn likker there....

    I dint no dey started makin corn likker there. Far az I new they dint even mak Bourbon Whisky.
    Careful what u sez bout dem Irish bein brits. Hate ta see dem car bombs goin off agin.

    Az far az...
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    Yea deh kin but not as often as dem gas...

    Yea deh kin but not as often as dem gas explosions Redwood was postin over in britton.

    U ought ta check dem history books bout how summa my kin folk threw a whumppin ona Major Ferguson up on King...
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    Dang, I use barrels made outta White Oak the keep...

    Dang, I use barrels made outta White Oak the keep my corn Licker in while it mellows.

    That be some tuff wood fo sho.

    Redwood u think that yankee saw mill might give me a decent deal on staves...
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    Boy O Boy Soundz like ol brown got you all riled...

    Boy O Boy Soundz like ol brown got you all riled up son.
    Wut I wanna know is wy ar you beefin wit Terry an Toto?
    Soudz like ur barkin at the wrong tree the raccoon is up the uther one.

    Ma be you...
  19. Thread: dripdoc

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    Ahh DripDoc... Thatllbe one omy kinfolk... Ya...

    Ahh DripDoc...
    Thatllbe one omy kinfolk...
    Ya gotta excuz him as he gets ta sippin the shine n gets all ornery...

    He's ona dem ones that dunno wen ta put it down, mosta the time he jes goes home...
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    That be some strong talkin Bison. To me i'm a...

    That be some strong talkin Bison.
    To me i'm a wundrin whether your a

    http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f2/Redwood39/2968156492_bed7b7c3ff.jpg

    or, a
    ...
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    Damn You guys are fun to watch goin after them...

    Damn You guys are fun to watch goin after them enginears.
    Them injuns sure knew hoe ta hunt them buffalos.
    Jes stampede the critters offa cliff an pick up the meat an furs on the bottom. :D

    Talk...
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    Boy ya jus don git it do ya. Some time ago I wuz...

    Boy ya jus don git it do ya.
    Some time ago I wuz gittin bad advice from an enginear who jes happend ta be my cuzin.

    Ol Redwood got me squared up no time attol.

    Turnz out my enginear cuzzin had...
  23. Sticky: Hot Dang! This is gittin ta be like the good ol...

    Hot Dang!
    This is gittin ta be like the good ol times when my cousin Southern Man useta hang out here.
    He wuz an enginear too.
  24. It's the good stuff an we don't need no Angie's...

    It's the good stuff an we don't need no Angie's List!
  25. I dunno bout dem folks down at Angie's List...

    I dunno bout dem folks down at Angie's List whether they just be dumbazz's or if dey be wishin fer me an my ol scatter gun "The Widowmaker" pay dem a visit.

    They sent me a e-mail jes like the one...
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