Every 88 year old woman needs a good German shepherd at bedside.
And the all the remaining nuns are about 100 years old, so they are likely off target.
A brush on a butt or a stroke of the hair is not a violation, especially at a drunken brawl. Your [and local programs] definition is causing a Salem witch hunt in this county. And its statuatory rape if she is 17.99 years old, but not when she is 18. Go figure.