I did that at a mall some months back.
Some kid walking through the door lets it close on an older lady.
i said "Hey open the door for that lady!" and he said sorry and opened the door for her.
But are you Mr T?
No i'm Mr. t (just a bit smaller and lighter)
I don't have a nightlight because i'm afraid of the dark.
The dark has a nightlight because it's afraid of me!