"Beep Beep"

This always makes a friend and I smile...

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"Beep Beep"

[Very slowly]
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
While riding in my Cadillac
What to my surprise
A little Nash Rambler was following me
About one third my size
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep


[Slowly]
I pushed my foot down to the floor
To give the guy the shake
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
He still had on his brake
He musta thought his car had more guts
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep


[Normal speed]
My car went into passing gear
And we took off with gust (whoosh)
Soon we were going ninety
Musta left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror of my car
I couldn't believe my eyes
The little Nash Rambler was right behind
You'd think that guy could fly
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep


[Quickly]
Now we were doing a hundred and ten
This certainly was a race
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
Would be a big disgrace
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep


[Very quickly]
Now we're going a hundred twenty
As fast as I can go
The Rambler pulled along side of me
As if we were going slow
The fella rolled down his window
And yelled for me to hear
"Hey buddy how do I get this car outa second gear?"

I preferred Hot Rod Lincoln. . .

Well... when I get a new laptop which will be when I am 80, I will be able to listen to things on it. But, I liked the pictures...

I had this conversation with a co worker the other day on things we need. She was telling me this and that, it went on & on, it was endless, then, she said, " what do you need?" I just stared at her.

She named all the things which are not essentials, lol, I started slowly in telling her mine. Well... first off, I would like my toilet to flush right. Her eyes got big. She asked, " what?" I said, " yeah, I got this 5 year problem with the toilet." She asked the million dollar question, " why don't you fix it?"

I wanted to slap her. Slap her silly. But, as usual I was polite. I said, " I would like french drains." She said, " you want WHAT?" No frills for this girl.

I told her life would be wonderful if I could turn on the laptop and hear things. Or if, I could put some of the keys back in place, lol. I told her, " I would like keys to touch on my laptop."

She was now staring.

I said, the biggest thing though I would like... is something you don't want to hear. And, with that I went back to work.

But, I kept her list:

Expensive shoes
Expensive perfume
New car
and... she wanted a new husband.

I would like tires... Lord, give me tires. 2 new snow tires... She can keep the rest.