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Cookie
10-19-2010, 02:15 PM
I don't eat fast food. But, I made an exception tonite figuring my son wanted an advertised Monopoly game piece. He loves Monopoly.

First I am pulling up to the drive thru when a huge woman driving a huge SUV swirls in front of me. Wow, lady, I mumbled watching her barely able to turn her wheel. Get a salad is what I thinking, when I heard her yell into the clown's face she wanted a whole lot of this and that.

I am next. It was my turn to yell into the clowns face, that I wanted 2 big macs, 2 10 pcs of chicken things, 1 large coke, and 1 large fry. HOW MUCH? I yelled back, when the clown told me 19.00. OKAY, " take off one big mac."

I get to the window the woman gave me a nasty look and when she handed me my change, she dropped it all over the ground. " Sheez lady, you threw my money on the ground." She didn't care. I opened the door and couldn't reach the change, so I left it.

I get to the second window and the man said, " pull up to the corner and someone will be out." I waited and waited... and waited. Finally, someone comes out and says, " what was your order again?" huh? I wanted ...

He says, " I will be back."

He comes back and hangs me a bag, and I ask if I got Monopoly pieces for my son. Well, you don't get it on the large drink. But, I asked at the order screen and the person said, that I did. I didn't mean to create a fuss but, I really ordered it so he could have the game pieces.

Well, I drove home and told my son, " I hope you don't eat there all the time, this was like 18 bucks, and this food will kill you."

He opens the bag and asks me why I ordered 4 large fries.

I got a bag of fries. And, one game piece. All for the small amount of 18 bucks.

Ian Gills
10-19-2010, 04:04 PM
I don't use drive throughs.

But even at the counter they will get your order wrong.

Which is why I don't really like the big burger chains in America.

Except Chick fil A, which I recently discovered. That's an American great.

And I do love the smaller burger joints that do fantastic, fresh burgers too.

America does not do much great any more, but trust me when I say its burgers are the best!

Cookie
10-19-2010, 08:17 PM
I don't mind a burger once in a while. I haven't found one, that I really love though. I did the chick a fill place in the mall a couple of times, it isn't bad. I love a white pizza. That is my gig.

Ian Gills
10-20-2010, 10:19 AM
I haven't found a good pizza in America yet.

Redwood
10-20-2010, 11:06 PM
I haven't found a good pizza in America yet.

Come on up to New Haven, Ct sometime...

http://temp.sallysapizzanet.officelive.com/images/100_0115.JPG

http://temp.sallysapizzanet.officelive.com/images/100_0120.JPG

http://www.pepespizzeria.com/

http://temp.sallysapizzanet.officelive.com/default.aspx

http://www.modernapizza.com/

Nothing fast about it though...
Show up in the evening and you'll wait in line for a while before you even get inside...

Make sure you order some Foxon Park Birch Beer to drink with it...
http://foxonpark.com/cart.php?m=product_detail&p=39

https://foxonpark.com/secure/images/products/93.jpg

Redwood
10-22-2010, 07:31 AM
Fast Food is good for you...
It will help preserve your body...
Maybe even make you last forever...

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f2/Redwood39/avitars%20and%20emocons/f0522908.jpg

Ian Gills
10-22-2010, 04:12 PM
Distinct lack of cutlery with those plates Redwood. Was the Amercian who purchased those meals taught to use a knife and fork or was he like his fellow countrymen and unable to eat with anything other than his hands?

It's simply a question of good manners.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nesQa4U8Y1w

Redwood
10-22-2010, 04:58 PM
If you want to eat a 1/2 year old McDonald's burger and fries I'll be happy to send you the happy meal and a silver place setting...

Cookie
10-22-2010, 06:02 PM
The pizza looks good. I love the white spinach pizza's, with thin crust, thin sliced tomatoes, and a white cheese with spinach on it. You can keep the other junk on it. It gags me.

Just like the phone call I got. Men. They ask you to marry them, you say, no thanks, they get mad. I am going to go order a huge white pizza now. And, eat it all by myself. ;) I am thinking, that maybe, being a lesbo, itsn't a bad thing.

let me think... nah.

Ian Gills
10-22-2010, 06:34 PM
Nowhere near as bad as women Cookie. You DON'T ask them to marry you, in fact you say nothing at all, and they STILL get mad!

Cookie
10-23-2010, 08:17 AM
To find a man with a sense of humor would be easier to find a cure for the black plague. I am buying another all white pizza today and going to eat it all by myself until, I gag. By the way, I ASKED my husband to get married, and he said, he was afraid to say no. :)

Cookie
10-23-2010, 05:07 PM
I love good manners. Don't see enough of it. ;)



Distinct lack of cutlery with those plates Redwood. Was the Amercian who purchased those meals taught to use a knife and fork or was he like his fellow countrymen and unable to eat with anything other than his hands?

It's simply a question of good manners.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nesQa4U8Y1w

ballvalve
10-28-2010, 01:21 AM
I think you might find a fast food joint that gives out Bart Simpson stamps with large drinks... now all your issues are solved!

Cookie
10-28-2010, 07:03 AM
No, not really, lol. :)

Thatguy
10-28-2010, 12:48 PM
I had similar service once, so on my stained paper placemat I sent a handwritten letter to corporate headquarters, naming the offenders.
I hope they fired those two harpies. They were awful.

When I saw this movie in England it had a different title
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eREiQhBDIk

Cookie
10-28-2010, 06:53 PM
Well, that will totally keep anyone out of fast foods.