This snow storm we are about to get that might paralyze the Nation's Capital on Saturday is probably a direct consequence of global warming Cass.
WHICH in turn was caused by Americans who decided rather than live on a small, pleasant island where God was tolerated as long as you did not go on about him too much, that they knew better and jumped on a boat to go somewhere that was far too big for them and so everyone would now need a car to get around.
Phew.
So now we are in a situation where the weather is getting worse, just because you feel entitled to drive to work and deserve a car. You feel a victim in the face of any proposed tax increase on gas. And you have no-one but yourselves to blame.
You should have stayed at home in England or Ireland or wherever your ancestors came from. Then we could all take the bus and leave this great big field to the bison and those that Run with Bison.