I guess I failed at my attempt at humor. In my orginal post was a link to an article about the mess created when a 66" water main burst. It turned a road into a river.
Yeah,the joke is on me. I chuckled when I saw Gardner's reply. Then I thought maybe the link got missed when I saw HJ's reply. I'm not sure why I would think they would be serious. Maybe it was when I noticed that the PowR Wrap was from Fernco is when I thought maybe they were serious. Odd mood that day I guess. Being a DIY homeowner I would not consider those repairs.