Vote for me!

[Cookie]

http://www.thelopezfamilyonline.com/play.php?first=&last=Cookie (http://www.thelopezfamilyonline.com/play.php?first=&last=Cookie)

I promise to make all businesses unionized! Vote for me!
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[Redwood]

Good one Cookie!
I had to make one up for myself!:D

[Cookie]

so what is your campaign promise? :D

[Redwood]

Just an open season with no bag limit on career politicians!
It would be a good start considering the mess they have made!
They should be ducking for cover!

[Terry]

Now I'm confused.
I don't know who to vote for now.

I like the idea of someone that makes cookies, but then Redwood has the pool thing going on.
I don't think the others candidates are offering those benny's.

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http://www.thelopezfamilyonline.com/play.php?first=Terry&last=Love

[Redwood]

Maybe Cookie and I will tie, then in an unpresidented move we'll elect to share the position and we'll all be munchin cookies while we float around in the pool...
Sounds like a good plan to me!:cool:

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[Redwood]

A homemade version of these would rock my tastebuds!

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[Cookie]

I can make all cookies!
Each voter will get a cookie card good at Walmart, good fo an entire YEAR!

[Mort]

Well, you got my vote for the price of a cookie Cookie. It's a better bribe than any of the guys on TV are promising....but I don't do Wally Mart. Just don't burn it....I don't want to be responsible for increasing your carbon footprint.:D

Mort

[hj]

Cookie will unionize everything and then like the sterotypic union worker, they will spend the day floating in the pool eating cookies. But maybe one candidate will adopt that slogan, because he is trying to say whatever he thinks will make the most people happy even if it means changing his mind every few days.

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[maddog]

non-partisan thinking ...

A president's pension currently is $191,300 per year. Assuming the next president lives to age 80. Sen McCain would receive ZERO pension as he would reach 80 at the
end of two terms as president. Sen Obama would be retired for 26 years after two terms and would receive $4,973,800 in pension. Therefore it would certainly make economic sense to elect McCain in November.

[sjsmithjr]

But maybe one candidate will adopt that slogan, because he is trying to say whatever he thinks will make the most people happy even if it means changing his mind every few days.

I thought they were both doing that.

http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/9111.html

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0708/11535.html

Since Redwood has never changed his position of being against my unbridled use of a reciprocating saw, he gets my vote! Wait a miniute... that doesn't sound right.

[Terry]

Sen Obama would be retired for 26 years after two terms and would receive $4,973,800 in pension. Therefore it would certainly make economic sense to elect McCain in November.

Very good work on the math, and it makes sense.
However after eight years, that would only be the amount of money to put gas in your car.

So I say vote for me, and free swimming lessons for those that can't swim. And Margaritas in the afternoon. They're good with cookies too, right?

[Mort]

Dang!!! Should have held out for the margarita :( Couple more days and there might even be some free plumbing offers.

Mort

[Redwood]

Your pushin it now buddy!

[Cass]

Forget the cookies, I want a President who will wear Red Stilettos.

[maddog]

Sorry Cookie - I'm going for the margaritas. I'm too old and tired for the stilettos ...

[Cookie]

Too old for stilettos? NEVER.

[speedbump]

Geeeeze, I voted for Cookie before I saw the Union Promise. How do I delete my vote???

bob...

[Redwood]

Geeeeze, I voted for Cookie before I saw the Union Promise. How do I delete my vote???

bob...

Typical Florida Voter!

Really, should these people be allowed to pick presidents for the most powerful country on earth?

I'm in favor of testing to see if a person has all the marbles needed to make an intellegent decision before being allowed to vote!

[speedbump]

Yeah, but I got all my Chads lined up properly last time.

bob...

[Redwood]

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[Cookie]

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"Take a step in the right direction!" VOTE FOR COOKIE!

[Redwood]

I've been out setting up salt licks... Oops! I mean dollar licks for the polititians in the orchard... Come opening day there should be quite a few of them... I've been waching one that has quite a set of horns on him...

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The top 5% of campaign contributors get a bird hunting trip with Dick...

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[hj]

Do like they do in Chicago and vote two more times for the other guy.

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[speedbump]

I think that may have happened here in Florida a few times also.

Geeze, Terry's site and Cookie and Redwood are kicking his b***. What's up with that?

bob...

[Cookie]

And, to think... I was going to build you that new rig, :D 73



Geeeeze, I voted for Cookie before I saw the Union Promise. How do I delete my vote???

bob...

[Cookie]

If I were president...

1. I would make men and women equal in the workplace.
2. I would advocate stronger gun control laws their are too many accidental deaths.
3. I would incorporate a universal health care, 30 million women and children don't have any.
4. I would advocate affordable childcare for all.
5. I would make gay marriages legal because people have a right to marry who they want and love.
6. I would reform the education system in the country.
7. I would outlaw fast food.
8. I would focus on small business.
9. I would give tax breaks for recycling and planting a tree.
10. I would give everyone a smiley cookie. :)

[Redwood]

Terry surges ahead in the vote as the Florida and Ohio ballots come in...:eek:

[Terry]

I guess drinking around the pool eating cookies is winning.

I also put a big screen tv out by Redwoods pool.

1) I would make it easier to buy breakfast things for single guys. There is just too much thinking.
2) I would make gay marriages legal, why shouldn't they be able to go through divorce like the rest of us?
3) I would have better fast food, I never see chicken wings anywhere. I would love that while I was driving between jobs.
4) I would have a better health care system, if everyone is healthy, they work harder, if they work harder, they make more, if they make more, they buy more, hey, Yeah, buy more from me, Ya, be gooder and buy more.
5) Play with your kids more, but sometimes less, it depends. Two tv's in every house, at least. One for cartoons, one for sports. The sports one has to be HD. Just make more and feel gooder.
6) Better and afordable medicines for places like Africa (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/james-love/access-to-medicine-in-dev_b_89151.html). Do we really need to profit from their unhappiness?
7) four years to recall your vote, you may want to change your mind later ya know.

[Terry]

Oh oh, must of been the last things I said, now Cookie is ahead.

[Cookie]

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[Redwood]

Cookie maybe this will help you get that foot thing vote...

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[hj]

Maybe if Terry put on the red stilletos he would surge into the lead again. Cookie; Many of your projects need money, so I assume when you say you would concentrate on small business you mean you would tax them heavily to pay for the programs. Thus putting them out of business and adding to the participation in your welfare system. As one friend put it to his three employee's, "If he is elected, you two will lose your jobs, you will only work part time, and I will just open the office 3 days a week, because if I earn any more than that the government will just take it to pay for his social programs."

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[Cookie]

I think you better leave the red shoes to a female, I don't think Terry has the legs, lol.

Boy, oh boy, do you read into things HJ. I guess you are a small business owner, or whatever; I meant quite the opposite.

Yep, everything takes money HJ.

[Cookie]

Just curious, what would you do if you were president Hj?

[Terry]

I like running shoes or hiking boots.
In the Winter I like ski boots.

I will leave the spiky stuff to Cookie.
She's right, I don't have the legs for them.
Look, she's pulling ahead, though it looks like hj is coming on too.

[Redwood]

As HJ pulls votes from Redwood leaving the door open for Cookie to surge ahead...:eek:

[Redwood]

For the the next 15 big contributors we have...
A night on the town with Slick Willie!
The limo will be stopping at Scores, The Bada-Bing and several other fun destinations...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/images/2008/06/24/billclinton_2.jpg

Call in your pledge now!
The spots will go fast!

[Cookie]

Question: is Monica going to be there?

[Redwood]

No her dress is at the cleaners...
She's got nothing to wear....

[speedbump]

And, to think... I was going to build you that new rig, 73

Maybe I'll stick with my original vote Cookie. That way when you Tax HJ out of business, you can use some of the leftover money to buy the parts for my new Rig. I might even be able to stop going to the VA because I'll have free health care. I won't even have to work anymore, HJ will be paying for everything.

bob...

[Cookie]

Plus, if you have more kids, you will have affordable daycare!:D

[speedbump]

Plus, if you have more kids, you will have affordable daycare!

I'm not sure I may have more grandkids. But more kids is definately out of the question. If I get a little more senile, the wife might think about putting me in daycare though.

bob...

[maddog]

I love your pool, Redwood .... where are the margaritas?

[Redwood]

Coming right up one for each hand what flavor do you want?

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[hj]

See if I could get rid of all the crooked politicians, and then have a new election because there wouldn't be anyone left.

[maddog]

Only 2 months to go... Obama's "lipstick on a pig" crack may have opened the door for you guys. Anyone that can get me a Drake (CST744SL) delivered to the San Jose area for $250 gets my vote. Otherwise, I'm going for Redwood and his pool ... and the margaritas ...

[Redwood]

My lil brother sent me this e-mail this morning...:D


There are a few weeks until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States

The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.

To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and show each other our support for the candidate of our choice.

It's time that we come together, Democrats and Republicans alike.

If you support the policies and character of John McCain, please drive with your headlights on during the day. If you support Obama, please drive with your headlights off at night.

Thank you for your participation.

Cute!:D

[Terry]

Saturday night live?

Just saw it here.

Video from SNL (http://www.inews3.com/snl.php)

[Redwood]

Sarah Palin Action Figure Dolls?
Click here to buy (http://www.herobuilders.com/08.htm):D Send the school girl! LOL

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[Cookie]

Yikes... .

[Cass]

It must be....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVLJcBsD__E

[Redwood]

http://home.comcast.net/~kilroyreport/Sarah_w_Bridge.JPG

[Cookie]

her head is too big for her neck, lol

[Redwood]

her head is too big for her neck, lol

She's a Rough Neck Babe!:D

[Cookie]

I am beating you Redwood. :D
I got 120, 216 votes!:p

[Redwood]

You see me sweating?:cool:
I got this one in the bag!


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[Cookie]

ha ha, :) Terry likes me best.
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[Cass]

The Republicans got the babe...

[Cass]

Obama = first time DIYr doing Gas work



McCain = old school plumber doing Gas work

Take your pick...

[Redwood]

Images in an Ohio cornfield...
Palin carved into Ohio cornfield (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080926/ap_on_fe_st/odd_palin_corn_maze;_ylt=AhhLPXD2XeoV4plLmpgT0aYZ. 3QA)

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[Cookie]

Check this out HJ
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_106.gif I am 220,216! I am kicking up my 6 inch red heels!
http://www.redshoesdance.com.au/

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[Redwood]

Your Just Dizzy


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[RedwoodVotesOften350,000]

Like Redwood said Cookie...
It's in the bag!

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I and many others support Redwood...

http://www.terrylove.com/forums/image.php?u=19915&dateline=1219677112

[Redwood]

Uh Oh...
Looks like the Silent Majority just said something....:cool:

[Cookie]

You are NOT 350,000! I checked, :D

I am SPINNING! and turning into: http://latindancestore.com/images/mainpagestuff/spinner.gif (http://latindancestore.com/vfs6029.html) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vej3b3LFV8&NR=1 so watch it! boy, that makes me dizzy watching it, LOL.

[RedwoodVotesOften350,000]

We just haven't voted yet!:cool:

http://www.terrylove.com/forums/image.php?u=19915&dateline=1219677112

[Terry]

Looks like I'm pulling ahead. It must be my picture of me jumping off of a roof.

Hey, where did that picture go?
It was there, Really, I'm not making this up.
It really was me jumping off a roof holding a "vote for me" sign.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/390207/guy_jumping_off_his_roof/

Ok, I"m making it up. It's not me.
I jumped off a roof when I was a kid.
Once was enough. It was too much really.

[hj]

I demand a recount and I reject the votes from any machine that has not been certified as accurate. It is suspicious when the owner of the site, and the originator of the ballot are getting the most votes.

[Terry]

I demand a recount and I reject the votes from any machine that has not been certified as accurate. It is suspicious when the owner of the site, and the originator of the ballot are getting the most votes.


Sorry,
The was a glitch in the software, glad you caught it hj.
It won't happen again..............maybe.

[Joe the Plumber]

I think everyone should be thinking of who they will be voting for in three weeks. Now that Obama and McCain are for people like us plumbers, it sure feels good. It's a good day to be a plumber in America.

[hj]

I'm in favor of testing to see if a person has all the marbles needed to make an intellegent decision before being allowed to vote!

How about testing the candidates first. Anyone who spends MILLIONS of dollars to get a job that only pays a few hundred dollars a year, has to have a screw loose, an ulterior motive, or a lot of markers to redeem.

[speedbump]

Anyone who spends MILLIONS of dollars to get a job that only pays a few hundred dollars a year, has to have a screw loose, an ulterior motive, or a lot of markers to redeem

I can sure agree with that!

bob...

[Redwood]

I'll go for that too..

With all the messes that Village Idiot of Crawford Texas created we've got to get some brains in The Whie House! It's gonna take some doing to clear this mess up!

[Joe Six Pack]

Redwood,
Just want you to know you got my vote.
You seem to be a guy I could drink beer with.
Of course I will drink with women too, but I'm safer to be drinking with guys.
Don't want to make my woman mad.
She was getting kind a under the collar when Sarah wanted to drink beers with me.
But it would have been cool. I got my head on and it would a been regular beer drinking. Course I got to watch how much I drink, dont' want to be acting foolish, that isn't good.

[maddog]

Yup - I could see the Gov tossin' back a shot and a beer.... I like her new baseball card.

[Guest]

Indeed it is a scary election. Never in American history has there been the level of political ignorance and hypocrisy among people of the Christian faith as there is today. We have allowed ourselves to stray from the core teachings of Christ, and instead put our faith in the hands of politicians and Evangelical preachers who would lead us to believe that somehow, Jesus was a Republican.

Christianity is not partisan and faith is independent of political parties. The world may be a scary place, but it is no more so than it has ever been. Our leaders would have us believe that the world is at an end, but the majority of us have failed to see their rhetoric for what it is: a clever ruse to cast our ballots in their favor.

We would be wise to remember that both parties have failed to pass laws that would shape our nation into a more Christian state. While few of faith could argue that abortion is no thing less murder, we must remember that it is a Supreme Court decision that allows women to seek an abortion if they so choose, not a presidential one. In fact, there is little a
president can do to alter the precedent of Roe vs Wade. Both McCain and Obama have clearly stated that they are personally against abortion as a means of birth control. To cast a ballot for one or the other based on this issue alone would be foolish. No president will ever overturn that ruling.

We would also be wise to remember that only three times in our nation's history have foreign terrorists managed to attack us on our own soil (Pearl Harbor, the first attack on the World Trade Center, and September 11th). In fact, nearly all of the attacks upon Americans that could be considered acts of terrorism have been committed by Americans upon Americans. Though no one would argue that, given the chance, foreign terrorist cells would relish the chance to attack us where we live, we must maintain some perspective in the matter. Not all terrorists are Muslim. Not all Muslims are terrorists. And nobody in Washington DC would ever do anything to put us at risk of attack from either foreign nor national evil doers.

Sadly, few Christians today seem to realize this and have for years voted based solely on those two principals. Thusly, they have voted Republican as it is the party that has done the best job of promoting themselves as the anti-abortion, anti-foreign terrorist party. But isn't there more to being a Christian than protecting unborn life and defending ourselves against foreign terrorists?

Of course there is.

Jesus' main message was one of love. Time and time again the New Testament tells of Jesus' lessons in charity and kindness towards those who are less fortunate in life. Jesus was an advocate for the poor and the weak. When we look at our government, we find that the Republican party has turned a blind eye towards the social and constitutional obligation we have to the weakest among us. Republicans have fought tooth and nail to cut taxes and in turn, the social programs funded by those taxes. Republican tax cutters have done away with funding for homeless shelters, health insurance for the poor, public education, community education, public safety (budgets for county and independent fire and medic services), student loans, environmental
protection (did God not make us stewards of our planets resources?), access to affordable energy, food access and more. To add insult to injury in this matter, the tax cuts Republican law makers have made in the past 10 years have almost exclusively been in favor of wealthy corporate interests and have come at the expensive of the average American worker.

Christians also seem to have forgotten their American history. While several of the original English colonies that later became the original 13 states were founded upon Christian ideals, our nation as a whole WAS NOT! It was the Enlightenment that inspired the likes of Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin (an atheist), John Adams, John Hancock (a smuggler and a pirate), and the others we regarding as our founding fathers. The Enlightenment (for those of you who don't remember) was a philosophical movement based upon the idea that science, reason, and education forms the foundation of a great society. Those who think that our country was destined to be a Christian state are seriously mistaken. It was meant, as evidenced by the Constitution itself (reference the first amendment), to be a place of absolute freedom in all respects. Religion, whether Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Buddhist, or otherwise, is NOT and SHOULD NOT be the rational for law making in the United States. If you have a problem with that, then you have a problem with the United States Constitution.

Neither the Democratic nor Republican candidate has a monopoly on faith. The fact that so few Christians realize this is the true crisis in our nation this election season. Please, vote for whomever you believe will best serve the interests of the people of this great nation but please, DO NOT vote under the assumption the Jesus was a Republican.

Let us pray. Let us break bread together. Let us also be educated. Let us also separate church and state as were the desires of those who wrote the immortal words of the Constitution (which by the way says "to provide for the common welfare." Something many Republican lawmakers want to do away with.).
Travis

[Joe Six Pack]

How come Ralph Nader hasn't been mentioned much.
I just saw this great youtube clip with Ralph Nader and Obama Girl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4nIpvhlgpo)here.
And I didn't realize how good Ralph was with computers, John could take some lessons from him.
Joe the plumber and Joe Six Pack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EjaQAa_rks)

[RedwoodVotesOften350,000]

Me and some of my buddies voted today...
Can anyone tell?:D

[RedwoodVotesOften50000000]

Now don't get too excited Cookie...
Redwood just told some of the Friends of Redwood to vote and split it up a bit to even things out a bit...
I and a "Few" others still haven't voted!

Really Cookie, Redwood has this vote fixed better than Jeb Bush could do for his brother...

Make no hanging chads about it!:cool:

[Joe the Plumber]

I'm feeling pretty good about this Redwood. I don't care what the poles say, I could win this baby.
tap, tap, tap tap.
Oh yeah, it could happen.

[Redwood]

:eek:
Oh no Joe the Plumber has entered the race!
Unbelievable.....
Look at all the votes he's gotten in the last hour!:eek:

[Dunbar Plumbing]

Deaaaaaaaaaaaam!

Instead of not paying his property taxes.....he poured it all into his campaign finances.



And it looks like he's going to win...

[Redwood]

Redwood conceedes to Joe the Plumber and pledges to follow in his path...
Now that I no longer have to pay my license fees and taxes I look forward to an economic recovery...:D

[Obama the Plumber]

Well I notice that Joe the Plumber won the poll, but lost the war?

Obama the Plumber (http://www.obamatheplumber.us)