Rules_!

[Dunbar Plumbing]

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Yeah.....and now according to sheryl crow.....only 1 square of toilet paper per bowel movement or urination. "3" on those messy times.

You're a smart man Lance Armstrong, she really only uses 1 square. sick man sick!

[leejosepho]

.....only 1 square of toilet paper per ...

I have also heard of "Rule 11" in certain places around the globe:

"Thou shalt use only your left hand to greet your fellow since everybody uses the other for something else."

[Dunbar Plumbing]

I have also heard of "Rule 11" in certain places around the globe:

"Thou shalt use only your left hand to greet your fellow since everybody uses the other for something else."


Ewwwwwwwww......

[master plumber mark]

I heard in Saudi that it was the left had
that was considered "dirty" and you
greeted everyone useing your clean hand the right..

becasue many of them use dry sand to clean their
privates with due to absence of water....

long ago the sand used to toughen them up for when
they had to ride their camels....

hence the term "Camel jockey"








also the worst thing I have ever had
thrown down a stopped kitchen drain
was "fuel oil" by some little old lady
who heard it would unstop the drain...

[Rancher]

also the worst thing I have ever had thrown down a stopped kitchen drain was "fuel oil" by some little old lady who heard it would unstop the drain...Only if you chase it with the right amount of ammonium nitrate and a detonator.

Rancher

[Cass]

The best one I had was dad came home and the disposal wasn't working so I was called to find out why, 2 month old Insinkerator 777.

Turns out the daughter decided to clean out the fish tank in the sink and when she had as much gravel back in the tank as she could get she turned on the disposal to get rid of the rest.

He had me put in another 777.